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It’s no longer Koha’s b-day in my time zone, but it’s still Koha-day in most time zones west of here, so …
MORE DOUBLE DACTYLS FOR KOHA! YAYZ ^_^
Seriously, the double dactyl is the most demented form of poetry ever … hence, perfect for Koha. ^_^
Futari wa NS
Futari hitori,
Hikaru, Kirari
Team up to try to dis-
Prove Gauss’s rule.
Finding no monopole,
Sadly they figure that
Ferromagnetically
Poles must be dual.
Ramutara
Ramutaarattattan!
World-weary Koha-chan
Cuts ‘cross Kamchatka to
Kolkata … more!
Finished with traveling,
Koha now looks for a
Nongeographical
Place to explore.
Sansan GOGO
DNA → RNA:
Misinformed MilkyWay
Err in directing us
Which way to go.
5-prime to 3-prime’s how
Nucleotides link up
Ribonucleically
All in a row.
Olala*
Olala olala,
Mademoiselle Kusumi
A commencé à chan-
Ter en français.
Cependant, tout le monde
Trouvait son accès de
« Francocacophonie »
Vraiment mauvais.
* A rough English translation that loses all of the delicious rhyming tonguetwistery of the French:
Olala olala,
Miss Kusumi
Started to sing
In French.
However, all the world
Found her outburst of
“Francocacophonie”
Truly bad.
Yayz! I wanted to do 16 double dactyls in honor of Koha’s turning 16, but since double dactyls do double duty, so to speak, 8 should be enough. ^.^
I’ll probably have more double dactyls to post in the near future, though….
Happy birthday Koharu!
In celebration of Koha’s birthday (07.15), here are a few double dactyls I’ve composed:
Papancake
Pancakey pancakey,
Master chef Kirari
Proves she can pancake-sort
Faster than SHIPS.
Quite inexplicably,
This method takes but a
Subpolynomial
Number of flips.
SUGAO-flavor
Flavor Flav, baklava,
Koha-chan’s talk of a
“Genuine flavor” is
Just a disguise—
Hard-to-find particle
Actually is quantum
Chromodynamics’s
Largest in size.
Hana wo Pu~n
Kirari pikari,
Koha and Mai, though
Experts at tangent and
Cosine and sine,
Find themselves thwarted by
Trigonometrical
Hippohypoteni:
Transforms affine.
Konnichi pa
Konnichi pa-pa-pa!
Kirari’s tra-la-la
Seizes the heartstrings and
Moves one to tears.
Poignantly touched by her
Einführungsmelodie,
Passersby nonetheless
Cover their ears.
More double dactyls are in the works, so stay tuned!
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