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CUZ I DONT DO REVIEWS YO

this is a DIALOGUE on the nature of computation brought to you by °C-ute or actually just THE AIRI AND MAIMI SHOW cuz everybody else is like wut im a computer n00b i dont even know how to type zomgwtf but AIRI AND MAIMI are like SUPER FREAKING GENIUSES or something and they totally know everything about computers and programming and data structures and algorithms and complexity theory and all that

because contrary to popular belief °C-ute is actually short for

**°COMPUTE**

thats right THATS A DASH your supposed to fill in the missing letters duh

(betcha didnt know that huh?)

WUT

oh hay look its °C-ute in the middle of their STRUCTURE AND INTERPRETATION OF COMPUTER PROGRAMS class and today their going over HIGHER ORDER PROCEDURES and how to call a procedure using another procedure as an argument or even reflexively using the procedure itself

so erika and mai are like WUUUHHHHHH???? but airi and maimi totally know wuts going on cuz their like **SUPER FREAKING GENIUSES** and their already jumping ahead to next weeks topic…..

and airi goes hey check this out zomglolololololol

… one level of embedding …

….. TWO levels of embedding …..

……. FOUR LEVELS OF EMBEDDING ……..

……… **EIGHT LEVELS OF EMBEDDING** IS THAT AMAZING OR WUT OMG???!!! ………

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

and maimis like WUT

and airis like **RECURSION** B****ES!!!

but maimis like STFU N00B that terminates after only eight iterations

betcha cant do an **infinite loop** wut

so airi sez OH YEAH WELL CHECK THIS OUT

(define (FOREVER x) (display x) (FOREVER x)) (FOREVER "LOVE ")

SEE IT PRINTS OUT **LOVE** AND RECURSIVELY CALLS ITSELF SO IT CAN PRINT OUT **LOVE** AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN

its like **LOVE** …….. FOREVER!!!!!

**wut**

**FOREVER LOVE**

get it? GET IT??!!!

but maimis like SRSLY zomgrofl **THAT IS SO TRIVIAL IT MAKES THE TRIVIAL GROUP LOOK NONCOMMUTATIVE** lol

NONCOMMUTATIVE?????!!!!!!!

I **OWN** TSUUGAKU VECTOR☂

**I AM THE LIVING EMBODIMENT OF THE INNER PRODUCT OF ANY TWO VECTORS IN A HILBERT SPACE**

cuz thats like **CONJUGATE SYMMETRY**

which when restricted to a real scalar field means that under the inner product any two vectors **COMMUTE**

FOR REAL

oh yeah well thats nothing compared to the **Y COMBINATOR**

(lambda (f) ((lambda (x) (f (lambda (y) ((x x) y)))) (lambda (x) (f (lambda (y) ((x x) y))))))

your procedure is so weak it needs a name zomglol

WITH THE Y COMBINATOR YOU CAN DO **ANONYMOUS RECURSION** ZOMGAWESOME

(((lambda (f) ((lambda (x) (f (lambda (y) ((x x) y)))) (lambda (x) (f (lambda (y) ((x x) y)))))) (lambda (p) (lambda (s) (display s) (p s)))) "LOVE ")

LOOK NO NAMES WUT

………………… O__________________O ……………………

THATS RIGHT THE Y COMBINATOR IS SHORT FOR **YAJIMA COMBINATOR!!!!!!**

o rly?

YA RLY **LAMBDA CALCULUS** FTW

well lambda calculus is ok but….

**KAPPA CALCULUS** IS THE BEST!!!!!! =(^w^)=

and maimis like *facepalm*

but then saki butts in and is like

i like **SKI calculus** cuz its like SAKI but like without the A

and airi and maimi are like LOLWUT

**NEXT TIME ON THE AIRI AND MAIMI SHOW FEATURING °C-UTE**

WTFAWESOME **BATTLE OF THE BRAINZ** LIKE ZOMG

**SUPER FREAKING GENIUS** IDOLS DISCUSS COMBINATORY LOGIC AND FORMAL GRAMMARS AND THE CHOMSKY HIERARCHY AND THE COMPUTATIONAL EQUIVALENCE OF RECURSION AND TURING MACHINES!!!!!!

and °C-ute perform **AN INTERPRETIVE DANCE** interpreting THE RUNTIME EXECUTION OF A SCHEME INTERPRETER INTERPRETING ITS OWN SOURCE CODE

LOLWUT kthxbai <33333333 XD

Going over the last few installments of **Pocket Morning Weekly Q&A**, posted in translation at Hello!Online, one might notice a developing interest in mathematics by none other than Michishige Sayumi:

**2008.03.30**

**Question:** *Is there something about which you’ve thought, “Certainly this year, I want to challenge myself with this!”?*

**Michishige:** Math Problems ☆

**2008.05.11**

**Question:** *Fill in the blank to the right with one word. “I’m surprisingly ___”*

**Michishige:** I’m surprisingly intellectual.

Please try to understand that somehow. m(・-・)m

**2008.06.15**

**Question:** *Among your fellow members, what about you makes you think, “At this, I definitely can’t lose!”*

**Michishige:** Simultaneous equations!!

The evidence is indisputable. Sayumi is a math geek. XD

While her fellow MoMusu are busy with more mundane interests, our Sayumi is off challenging herself with math problems (here, Sayu, try Project Euler) and has apparently discovered the wonders of linear algebra (I’m assuming at least some of those simultaneous equations are linear). No doubt Sayumi has mastered the techniques of Gauss-Jordan elimination, Cramer’s rule, and LU decomposition and is well on her way to achieving world domination.

In addition to this, Sayumi has listed Tetris as a hobby and as a “special skill”. This is by far the geekiest interest I’ve seen in any H!P member. Because Tetris is not your average video game. It is a mind-stretching mathematical puzzle, and several of its subproblems are NP-complete. **NP-complete**, I tell you! This places it in the class of difficult problems that includes Boolean *k*-satisfiability, determining the existence of a Hamiltonian path, and Minesweeper.

Sayumi is hardcore.

For this, she gets an **Excellence in Unabashed Geekitude Award**.

And I still need to give Koharu one, don’t I?

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